Author: JohnValbyNation

Maria Menounos Just Had a Second Wedding in Greece

Maria Menounos has tied the knot with Keven Undergaro again! After saying “I do” in an impromptu New Year’s Eve ceremony last year, Menounos, 40, and Undergaro, 50, celebrated their love in another ceremony on Saturday, People has confirmed. For her second ceremony, the TV journalist swapped the couple’s first wedding‘s Times Square venue for…

By JohnValbyNation September 4, 2019 0

Americans Envious That Tiffany Trump Never Hears from Dad

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans envy Tiffany Trump for never hearing from her father, a new poll reveals. According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, Tiffany Trump’s unique placement beyond the reach of her father’s voice has made her the most envied woman in America. Although Donald Trump…

By JohnValbyNation September 4, 2019 0

Trump’s Wacky, Angry, and Extreme August

President Trump ended August as he began it, with a blast of angry tweets, ad-hominem insults, and bizarre fulminations that have become so standard that they no longer receive the attention they deserve—emanating, as they do, from the world’s most powerful leader. In between retweeting hurricane-preparation warnings, Trump spent the final day of the month…

By JohnValbyNation September 4, 2019 0

As the Father of a Daughter, It Upsets Me That Women Don’t Get Paid as Much as Men, Because Who Will Support Me in My Old Age?

I worked for fifteen years before I had my daughter. I’d never thought much of the women I worked with—why were they always complaining about their salaries? My wife, she didn’t work. I preferred it that way. We lived happily together, and everything was fine. I didn’t need to support equal pay for women, because…

By JohnValbyNation September 4, 2019 0

The Internet Slams Pete Davidson for Joking That He Replaced Ariana Grande’s Birth Control with Tic Tacs

The new season of Saturday Night Live took the opportunity to poke fun at cast member Pete Davidson’s new relationship for its premiere. And even Davidson threw in a few jokes about his whirlwind romance with Ariana Grande during last night’s episode. However, not everyone was laughing.  When appearing on the popular sketch the Weekend…

By JohnValbyNation September 3, 2019 0

Meghan Markle’s Family Is Getting Creative with Insults in Their Latest Twitter Feud

It’s not entirely clear what triggered Samantha Markle’s particularly vicious brand of wrath this time around, but it seems she was trying to undercut her and Meghan’s 25-year-old nephew, Tyler Dooley (of marijuana strain “Markle Sparkle” and MTV’s The Royal World fame). Though Dooley is, indeed, capitalizing on his relation to “Auntie Meghan,” he hasn’t tried…

By JohnValbyNation September 3, 2019 0